Windows Errors

Windows Errors

Recently the following undocumented error-codes were found. MicroSoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread via the internet:

WinErr: 001

Windows loaded - System in danger

WinErr: 002

No Error - Yet

WinErr: 003

Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file

WinErr: 004

Erronious error - Nothing is wrong

WinErr: 005

Multitasking attempted - System confused

WinErr: 006

Malicious error - Desqview found on drive

WinErr: 007

System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on hardware

WinErr: 008

Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments

WinErr: 009

Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened

WinErr: 00A

Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full

WinErr: 00B

Inadeqaute disk space - Free at least 50MB

WinErr: 00C

Memory hog error - More RAM needed. More! More! More!

WinErr: 00D

Window closed - Do not look outside

WinErr: 00E

Window open - Do not look inside

WinErr: 00F

Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened

WinErr: 010

Reserved for future mistakes by our developers

WinErr: 011

Window open - Do not look outside

WinErr: 012

Window closed - Do not look inside

WinErr: 013

Unexpected error - Huh ?

WinErr: 014

Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.

WinErr: 015

Keyboard not found - Press F1 to continue.

WinErr: 018

Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore.

WinErr: 019

User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!

WinErr: 01A

Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.

WinErr: 01B

Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.

WinErr: 01C

Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadeqaute.

WinErr: 01D

System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.

WinErr: 01E

Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.

WinErr: 01F

Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.

WinErr: 020

Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.

WinErr: 042

Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.

WinErr: 079

Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.

WinErr: 103

Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Next errors will not be displayed or recorded.

WinErr: 678

This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

WinErr: 683

Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.

WinErr: 815

Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available.

WinErr: F4A

MicroSoft Error - Insufficient MicroSoft programs found on system.

WinErr: 59E

Gullibility Error - Sufficient MicroSoft programs found on system.

Windows 95 Errata

In addition to the previous undocumented errors, Microsoft forgot to explain the following in Windows 95.

Win95Err : 001

Windows 95 has not crashed, just been involved in a fatal accident. Please reload.

Win95Err : 03C

Windows 95 cannot run 32bit programs. Please buy Windows NT.

Win95Err : 03D

Windows 95 cannot run 16bit programs. Please buy Windows 3.11.

Win95Err : 03E

Windows 95 cannot run DOS programs. Please buy MSDOS.

Win95Err : 04F

Windows 95 cannot load as a vital component present in the optional add-on Microsoft Plus! is missing. Please buy Microsoft Plus!

Win95Err : 09E

Insufficient Memory - Only 536,870,912 bytes available.

Win95Err : 09F

Windows 95 will not run in 4Mb of RAM. Please upgrade to 512 Mb minimum.

Win95Err : 14A

Insufficient Disc Space - Please free 1.5Gb and try again.

Win95Err : 15C

Gullibility Error - Windows 95 already installed.

Windows NT Errata

WinNTErr : 03F

Windows NT cannot run 32bit programs. Please buy Windows 95.

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